Jun
30
2010
2

Stupid things my dad believe in

  • Vaccines are used by the government to kill off the population
  • Communists are invading the US and the government
  • Obama is a communist
  • Socialists are invading the government to dismantle and destroy the US
  • Obama is a socialist
  • Marxists are running the goverment
  • Obama is a marxist
  • Liberals are plotting to dismantle and destroy the US
  • “Progressives” are people who should be feared and are people who are destroying the US
  • The US is controlled and run by China
  • The economy is going to hit rock bottom any day now and chaos will ensue
  • Climate Change is a lie and conspiracy to scare the people and put money in Al Gore’s pocket
  • Scientists dont know shit about anything
  • College is just a platform to corrupt the youth and brainwash them to become liberal
  • k-12 education is brainwashing the children to become liberal
  • The words communist, marxist, progressive and socialist are interchangeable
  • Conservative talk radio, Glenn Beck and Fox News are the only reliable source of national and political news.
  • Immigrants illegally crossing the border should be shot on sight.
  • Obama is not an american citizen
  • Obama was born in Kenya
  • Obama was born in Africa
  • Obama is a Muslim
  • We should not allow immigration
  • Blacks are called colored people, negros, and niggers
  • The chinese are referred to as chinks
  • There are too many east indiens in this state and they are trying to take over
  • The country would be a lot better if it were run by a normal person like himself
  • You shouldn’t need a college education to become president
  • Aliens either brought us to earth or they planted the seeds to start our race
  • “Drill baby drill”
  • 9/11 was an inside job/conspiracy

And many other retarded conspiracy theories..

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