Google is god!
I really like Google 
. It has everything you need and want for free. Some day Google will take over the world. First, Google and Yahoo will merge (But really Google will buy out Yahoo). Then there will only be M$, Google, and Ask. Google will then launch their first deep space probe to chart the uncharted space and will buy out Ask. M$ then trying to get their popularity up, will launch a new OS based upon the Linux OS (but of course they would change it and copywrite it under a new name). That OS will fail and M$ will lose a fair amount of money, so Google will come in and buy M$ out and Ubuntu will become the majority OS. After google is in the hype of everything, Google's CEO will declare himself president of the USA, then to "Almighty benevolent ruler of Earth". Life then goes on and everyone is happy.
Yeah... I'm bored....